Hi! It's been a long time since I posted a meme.

This one has been originally rolling around in the Bleach fandom, but I thought it was such a waste to use it only on one fandom and included characters from Kyou kara Maou, One Piece, Prince of Tennis and Hakuoki

1. Harada Sanosuke, Hakuoki
2. Nagakura Shinpachi, Hakuoki
3. Saito Hajime, Hakuoki
4. Yozak Grie, Kyou kara Maou
5. Gwendal von Voltaire, Kyou kara Maou
6. Conrad Weller, Kyou kara Maou
7. Sakaki Tarou, Prince of Tennis
8. Zoro, One Piece
9. Sanji, One Piece
10. Watanabe Osamu, Prince of Tennis


1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

No. And I doubt there'll ever be one...Whcih on hindsight might be a pity. If I imagine Osamu driving Gwendal mad...it'd be a lot like it's with Yozak, just a bit more psycho.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Seen episode 9? THAT HOT. And very very moe. 

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Oh dear God. 2/Shinpachi would go ballistic. Sano would attempt to kill Conrad. Yozak would attempt to kill Conrad. (Or laugh his ass off). There would be lots of golden-eyed, auburn-haired, swordsman/spearman hybrid babies and generally, all hell would break loose. It would be insanely cute, though.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yes, there are very few people who write an awesome Sanji.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Sakaki and Shinpachi? This is past my imagination. But...Sakaki is a great coach, Shinpachi a great swordsman and both (I imagine) sexually frustrated (if we go by the canon of the animes). It could work.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Sure. I don't see any person whom Yozak wouldn't go with. If nothing else, he's a good fight for both Zoro and Sanji. Actually, they even might make a good threesome xD

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Collect the information for later use. But other than that, he would be probably pretty cool about it. There's no situation I can imagine Sakaki freaking out about. Though Zoro and Saito in a relationship is a very good candidate for a brain freeze

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Shinpachi and Conrad? Easy.

Left alone in a world that's alien to him, Shinpachi finds reassurance in the comforting silvery gleam of a blade in the swordsman honeygolden eyes.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Not that I know of. However Osamu/Yozak gives a lot of room for a sarcastic fic full of psycho, angst, spying, crossdressing and general madness. And Tennis, probably. Somehow. No fluff though.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Rock in the Storm. I can imagine it well for Sano and Gwendal. The slightly unstable Sano with the seppuku scar and the sure and firm Gwendal, with his reassuring hold around him.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Yozak seducing Sano?! xD Oh God, let's see. Lots and lots of crossdressing with lots and lots of lacey stuff, garters and shameless flirting. Not that Sano would mind, though ;) He would totally let himself be seduced by a sexy redhead. And he would appreciate the extra effort, the smart, perverted, sexy, redheaded smooth-talker he is himself. However, I have no idea who would top.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Sakaki and Sanji? No.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Either something psychotic, or something bittersweet and forlorn.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Heavy usage of swords. ...Great, now I won't get the images out of my head! (I mean, really, what else could I warn from in a Shinpachi/Saito/Conrad fic?)

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Zoro picking up Conrad? "I hear you're the best swordsman around here. Fight me for your title."
(Either that, or: "I've got three swords, I top.")

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

I'm actually beginning to think that to change this meme was a bad idea. How the hell am I supposed to write an Osamu/Zoro drabble? Ah well, here goes nothing:

Really, it figures, Osamu thought. If he thought that a bunch of lunatics to coach in his first teaching year was bad, then this was even deeper than the bottom of the pit, he had fallen into when he got into this strange, strange world. Pirates were just the beginning, really. Cooks that could break your spine with a swing of their leg, woman that could grow multiple limbs in just one moment, sugar-high rubber boys with a strawhat, singing cyborgs, musician skelettons, reindeer doctors...and marimos that challenged you to a fight and then somehow grew three heads, six arms, six feet and somwhere in between that managed to carry nine swords. Somehow, and Osamu didn't know how, Zoro thought that he was a worthy match and kept challenging him for the purpose to grow stronger. Osamu sometimes just wished he would finally wake up from this nutcase of a dream, but then, in between the next disaster this insane crew got themselves into, the realization, that this was indeed real, hit him and he had to force himself to accept it. Sometimes he missed his bunch of lunatics. But then Zoro would stick his head out of the crow's nest and challenge him again and Osamu would slowly begin to accept his fate. And just as slowly he would begin to not mind as much. After all, there were so many amusing things one could do with three heads, six arms and six legs. And maybe there was a way he could convince Zoro to let him use those nine swords for a much more pleasent way of piercing through a body... From behind the gelley, Zoro appeared, challenge clear in his eyes. Osamu grinned evilly.

Monsters.